David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. 

#9... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 

#7... Foursomes are encouraged. 

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior. 

#5... Three times a day is possible. 

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 

#3... If you live in Arizona, you can do it every day. 

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. 

And the #1 reason why golf is better than sex..... 

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!